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Bravo - outstanding! Came here because Chuck Palahniuk posted this on his Twitter.

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Hahaha, this is great, and part of me hopes that this is actually a secret talent of yours (o.0 ..?) Glad to meet you the other night at Workshop W#1! Would love to see more of your work.

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I wish it was a talent of mine! But alas, I can only live vicariously through my evil narrator. It was great meeting you too. Looking forward to workshopping more of your stuff. :)

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Is the cow jumping over the moon available on your substack?

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Hey there! That one is under consideration for publication, but planning to throw it up on Substack (along with some others) if it gets the chop. Thanks for the interest! Is your Substack the best place to find your work?

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I have posted see stuff on my substack. The cosplay stuff isn't on there since it is still a work in progress. The best place for more of that would be the "Livestream" lol

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Even better ;) Fingers crossed that live-stream is a go!

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I read this twice. This is the style I try to promote in my own work. You have a wonderful gift for 1st-person narration. This story is fucking fantastic. I'm subbing you! I have one minor suggestion on two words, but I'm not gonna say it outta fear it could ruin the momentum in your voice. I'd rather have your story as-is than ask you to make a minor change. It's authentic not to change it.

Rock on, Krissy!

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Aw, thanks, Nick! I'm so glad you like it. Always good to know when people enjoy my writing. Hope you got a good laugh out of it! 😊

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I want more. Please bring me more. When you have time, of course. Let's be friends. I'll send you one, you send me one. You up for it? Don't underestimate your skills. I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. The only way to be a better Novelist is by reading great lit. Maybe I'm being selfish, but I need more of your stories to help me understand and craft my style. Your work is perfect for that.

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I love the song titles and the breaking of the language all around the fart mechanic. A very well crafted and executed story. After reading that I look forward to the impact you will have on the world's of comedy and litature. I expect to see more wonderful things in the future.

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Hey, Nick. I currently have a few writing partners that I trade with and don't have much time for more at the moment, but will let you know if that changes.

And SeattleSnowflake, thanks for all the kind words. Fingers crossed I continue to write funny and not totally BOMB my career.

Really appreciate the support from you both!

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You can cup a fart with your hand and throw it right under a seemingly innocent persons nose. If youre born, youre guilty, and deserve a cupped fart to the face.

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Absolutely phenomenal!

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Why, thank you, dahling.

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Brilliant, this story now holds a special place in my fart.

Is this why you were chowing down on popcorn and jerky? Was the intention to make one of us rip one during the workshop?

Thank you for this, I'll go back to watching my sasquatch erotica now.

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Hahaha. You don't WATCH Sasquatch erotica! You READ IT. Clearly you haven't truly been doing your homework. I'll expect a 10-page Bigfoot porn report on my desk in the morning.

And a magician never reveals her secrets, but MAYBE popcorn and jerky is a secret recipe. Maybe. But you didn't hear it from me.

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Oh sorry, I just realize I crossed the streams and was confusing Furry Hitler on Steam with your litature recommendations on Amazon. Think of all the fun I could have in this state if I was a Harry and the Henderson's cosplayer.

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Well maybe you called me out in workshop because you could sense what lurks inside me. I was being tame because I didn't know my audience. I'll move the dial up a little in part 2 for this week. Hopefully you will be there to experience it.

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Excellent! I'll be there. Looking forward to hearing where you take it next.

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